Giggle Corner       A Contractor in Heaven A contractor dies on a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!" "Congratulations for what?" asks the contractor "Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter. "We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old." "But that's not true," says the consultant. "I only lived to be forty." "That's impossible," says Saint Peter, "we added up your time sheets!"                                     Golfing Buddies A pastor, a doctor and a construction engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed "What's with these guys ..... we must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude! " The pastor said, "Here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi Joe. Say, what's with that group ahead of us. They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greenskeeper replied , "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The construction engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"     This one is not funny as in "Ha Ha", but more.... well..... Clean the snow off your roof!!!    I went to look at repairing the house on the left (outside of the frame) and saw this when I went in the back yard. This is a problem with the "hidden gutters".                                                 Window Payments A window salesman phoned a customer.  "Hello, Mr. Brown," said the Sales Rep, "I'm calling because our company replaced all the windows in your house with our triple-glazed weather-tight windows over a year ago, and you still haven't sent us a single payment." The customer replied, "But you said they'd pay for THEMSELVES in 12 months."                     WORLD CLOCK http://www.peterrussell.com/Odds/WorldClock.php A neat, and maybe scary, look at our world.

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